Poisoned Drinking Straw

My attempts at being responsibly green are easily shelved every time I take a drinking straw from a dispenser. Theaters, burger joints, sporting events – if theirs are the unwrapped variety it matters not. Germs? Simple germs have nothing to do with my actions. I always press down once, remove and discard the first, and then press it again and use the next straw in line. For most of my life I’ve done this just in case someone took one straw,  then laced it with a deadly drug, or even a less-than-deadly drug that only causes immediate pooping or some other form of moderate discomfort, and finally shoved this newly poisoned drinking straw back into the box for some poor soul – some poor soul that isn’t on to that ol’ chestnut.

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One thought on “Poisoned Drinking Straw

  1. Hi! I do this so automatically I am not even conscious I do it. It’s all about the germs for me. A few straws usually congregate on the ledge and get pawed over time and time again. Ewww! Not for this little black duck! Same with communal peanuts bowls…they reckon they have so much toilet type contamination it’s unbelievable. Ewww! You made me laugh! I love it!

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