The term ‘level 9 paranoia’ was born in 2005, when after another of my typically complicated but seemingly plausible paranoid rants my work partner and friend said, “that’s some level nine shit.” And since then, anytime my overactive imagination fabricates any ill notion constructed from all the things paranoia encompasses, I brand it ‘level 9 paranoia.’
I am a conspiracy enthusiast to be sure, but this blog only deals with the paranoia that exists around my own self-centered ego. There’s plenty already published involving grays, masons, shape shifters, JFK, and the like – but surprisingly very little if anything published about me. This is a collection of things I’d mostly like to have never thought.
Thanks for reading it and feel free to relish in the fact that you don’t live in my head.